Please Call Me Namo Gatling Bodhisattva

Hey, hey, hey, I finally traveled to the magical world. Are you telling me that my career is locked and I can't change my job? How can you let me play without a career? Even being a pastor would be fine. Wait, it turns out I have a system, but why is this system always so weird? Who am I, you ask? I am Namo Gatling Bodhisattva, the Great Merciful and Great Compassionate Ultraman Buddha. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.