The Emperor Chat Group: Uploading a Military Parade Video from the Start

I was invited to join an Emperor Chat Group...

The people chatting in there are especially strange. There's the First Emperor of Great Qin, Li Er of the Tang dynasty, Old Zhao who usurped the Tang, and Cao Cao's descendant. They always start arguing at the drop of a hat, for reasons that make no sense.

First Emperor of Great Qin: "My Qin cavalry is unmatched, and the Six States dare not challenge its might."

Li Er of the Tang dynasty: "My Tang troops held off the Turks in the north and conquered Goguryeo. All nations came to pay tribute."

Cao Cao's descendant: "My Tiger and Leopard Cavalry is the best in the world..."

Faced with a chat full of people showing off, Lin Fan simply uploads footage of the National Day military parade. The Army, Navy, and Air Force make a stunning appearance. Dongfeng Express, mission guaranteed. The emperors are terrified out of their wits.

First Emperor: "What kind of terrifying world is this? Its army completely overwhelms mine."

Li Er: "I was just getting busy with Guanyin Bi, and nearly lost my nerve..."

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