After I Transmigrated into a Book, the Heroines All Lost It

Han Yan transmigrated into a world where feel-good novels had all fused together, becoming the rich second-generation idiot, simp, and two-bit villainous extra he was in the book.

Smirking Dragon King... Returned Soldier King... Genius Feng Shui Master... Urban Medical Saint... Urban Tycoon?

Female Lead: "Han Yan, if you get down on your knees and apologize, I'll agree to go see a movie with you!"

"Otherwise, don't even think I'll ever speak to you again!"

Han Yan: "Then I really have to thank you for that!"

Female Lead: "What do you mean, Han Yan? You haven't seen me for days. Don't you miss me?"

Han Yan: "Of course I do. I miss you so much I can't eat. This is so damn awful!"

"Or maybe you should... take a good look at yourself in the mirror?"

"You little mahjong tile, you seem to have something seriously wrong with you, don't you?"

"Don't make me start adding verbs or adjectives between 'you' and 'your mother,' okay?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.