Genshin Impact: From the Start, I Kidnap Nahida and Make Fan Animations

Ye Chen obtains a Genshin Impact portal System that lets him travel between two worlds. From the start, he whisks Nahida away from the Sanctuary of Surasthana and, with the System's help, sets up a live-streaming room for all of Teyvat.

To help Nahida understand this world, he posts one parody video after another, leaving everyone questioning their entire existence!

Hu Tao: "The Hu Tao dance? Interesting. I'll use it to drum up business next time!"

Zhongli: "Who on earth figured out that I'm the Geo Archon..."

Tartaglia: "I'm not Mr. Zhongli's wallet!"

Keqing: "I'm not a tripe-seller!"

Kujou Sara: "This is slander! Slander!"

Diluc: "Things have gone downhill, folks..."

Ei: "When did that fox post a video like this!!!"

"Successfully trolled Zhongli with a parody video. Obtained immunity to erosion!"

"Successfully trolled Keqing with a parody video. Obtained one serving of Keqing's tripe!"

Nahida: "I thought I could learn how to govern from the other three Archons. Is this what the outside world is like... I suddenly don't want to leave the Sanctuary of Surasthana anymore..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.