"Jiang Ye, I heard you've got a little sister now. A Lin Daiyu fell from the sky and landed right on your head, huh?" A grinning face popped into Jiang Ye's view.
"Heh, since when did I have a little sister? You can't say anything decent, so just keep your mouth shut."
Jiang Ye glanced at his childhood friend Gao Hang, whose hair was dyed blue. He brought the cigarette in his hand to his lips, took a deep drag, and blew smoke right in his friend's face without a hint of mercy.
"Hey, why are you taking it out on me? I saw a photo of your little sister. She's really pretty. If I had a sister that beautiful, I'd spoil her rotten."
"She's your little sister now." Jiang Ye looked impatiently at him, grabbed his tracksuit, swung onto his motorcycle, and rode off.
Jiang Ye, after getting his comeuppance later: "Sis, want some mango cake?"
Gao Hang: "Jiang Wan, your brother told you on your very first day that you were my little sister."
Jiang Ye: "Get lost!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.