On How Ye Zhiqiu Lives in a Beautiful Woman

When he woke up, Ye Qiu found that he was wearing a torn Taoist robe. He felt a heavy pressure behind him. He looked up and saw a black box about a foot long behind him. He realized that there was a tree dozens of feet long behind him. It was rising up from the ground and running wildly... Wait, why does it look like it is chasing me? Are you kidding me? Your tree will run away like crazy? Wait, is this the grandma from A Chinese Ghost Story? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.