People in Konoha: I Am in the Moonlight and the Wind Is Blowing, I Just Want to Lie Down

Travel through Naruto and become the consumptive man Moonlight Hayate. In this world where parents and parents fight for blood, is there any point in becoming a civilian ninja? Forget it, just be a salted fish and get a box lunch if you survive until Shippuden. It's boring. "Ding! Congratulations to the host for activating the lying down system!" System: Please check in at Hokage Rock immediately! Gale: If I beat your sister, I won't go. Which salty fish have you ever seen who clocks in on time? Sarutobi Hiruzen: Hayate, you worked very hard before. Hayate: That's because I didn't understand it. Shimura Danzo: Hayate, your Penetration is very suitable for attacking the roots. Hayate: Can I put my name on it and get paid every month? If it doesn't work, forget it. Tsunade: Hayate, be my Hokage assistant, I need you. Uchiha Izumi: Hayate, why did you save me? Maoyue Xiyan: Gale, we have an engagement. Xiao Nan: Hayate, did you spend my money? Angle:? ? ? I prefer daily habits and don't like to stray into them by mistake. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.