Livestreaming Sales: My Fans Are All Talented People

Xu Feng transmigrated to a parallel world and became a livestream shopping host.

Every fan in his livestream was a character.

Fan: "Streamer, can pregnant women eat the rice you sell?"

Xu Feng: "Sure. How long have you been pregnant?"

Fan: "Three hours."

Fan: "If I eat the dried sweet potatoes you sell, can I become the village chief? If not, I'm not buying."

Xu Feng: "If you can ask a question like that, forget becoming village chief. You'd have a hard time even being a parent."

Fan: "Streamer, how much time can your watches tell in one minute?"

Xu Feng: "Sixty seconds."

Fan: "Streamer, do the crabs you sell have any special talents?"

Xu Feng: "Sure. Every crab I sell can do the splits, male or female."

Fan: "Can your hair dryer work as an electric fan?"

Xu Feng: "Sure. You can even use my ham sausages as rolling pins."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.