Zongwu: I Lie Down with the Female Devils and Eat Melon

Su Wuji. With the lying-down sign-in system, you can travel to the world of martial arts. Make a small fortune. Pamper beautiful women. Eat melon. Um, the male protagonist of this melon seems to be you, Su Wuji. Lin Xian'er: This melon is called a melon only if there are dead people. Zhou Zhiruo: Today's melon tastes bland. Yao Yue: If I eat a piece of melon, you can pour tea all over me! Lian Nishang: We agreed to eat melons, but why are they so green? Li Mochou: This melon has a strong tea flavor. Nie Xiaofeng: This melon is not poisonous, 666 Jiang Yuyan: This melon is so stupid, kill it! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.