The Qin Dynasty’s Old Trickster: No Morals, No Fear of Being Kidnapped

Young Master Fusu had a very, very long dream.

In the dream, there were high-speed trains, J-20 fighter jets, the internet, smartphones...

He awoke.

He said, "I've got a gun in my hand. Follow me!"

Zhao Gao: "Lao Liu, I'll never stop missing you."

Li Si: "I recommend dating Lao Liu. He's very patient."

Xiang Yu: "No one will wait for you forever, except Lao Liu!"

Yu Ji: "Lao Liu, could I see you once? I'll stand far away."

Liu Bang: "The moon represents my heart, all pitted and cold..."

Lü Zhi: "You might not find love around the corner, but you will find Lao Liu."

Zhang Liang: "No one will love you, except Lao Liu!"

Han Xin: "This is so annoying. Lao Liu stole my heart."

Princess of Loulan: "Damn it, how can I forget the Lao Liu who's taken root in my heart?"

King of the Donghu: "If you can't beat Lao Liu, join Lao Liu."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.