Ultraman: This Is Crazy! You Want Me to Fight the Mysterious Four Ultras?

I ended up in Trigger and became Tartarus. After being a corporate wage slave in my previous life, all I want now is to slack off!

What?

The queen wants me to fight the Mysterious Four Ultras again? Has she lost her mind?

Not happening. No way.

"Yuna, you wouldn't want Blue Star to be destroyed, would you?" And just like that, I got a maid in white stockings.

"Carmeara, would you believe me if I told you my cat can do a backflip?" And just like that, I got a maid in black stockings.

Zero: "Tartarus! Come on! I'm going to defeat you once and for all!"

I'm not interested.

Diavolo: "You're chickening out! How can you, an Ultimate Life Form, be a coward?"

How about you go instead?

Titan: "I used to admire you. But now..."

Me: "How about you go instead?"

Titan: "Noah, prepare to die!"

Me: "You're young, way too young! What's wrong with slacking off? Yuna, let's go somewhere else tonight."

From then on, the king stopped attending morning court! Before long, a whole group of people had been led astray by Tartarus.

Kengo: "So he really was right. Making the whole world smile was nothing but a joke!"

The queen: "Why are you so charming now?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.