Urban: I Have the Body of Tang Sanzang

Jiang Fan: "System Dad, what kind of System are you?"

System: "The Number One Thief System!"

Jiang Fan: "Wow, you sound amazing. Are you going to make me the strongest Heavenly Dao?"

System: "Not at all! I mean thief as in robber!"

Jiang Fan: "You want me to become a bandit?"

System: "Not at all! I mean that this System combines the best features of every System in the world. Whatever they have, I have! Sign-in gifts, secret manuals and cultivation techniques, fighting monsters to level up, getting rich by snapping up bargains, tycoon entertainment, supernatural abilities... I've got it all!"

Jiang Fan: "Wow, I'm going to make it big!"

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