Great Ming: The Most Timid General in History, and You Can't Kill Me?

In the eleventh year of the Hongwu reign of the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Yuanzhang disguises himself and visits Longxi Guard, the garrison commanded by Li Yunfei, known as the Ming's most cowardly general.

To his surprise, the garrison has strong troops and fine equipment, as well as all kinds of modern facilities, including joint logistics support, a club, and a guesthouse.

Zhu Yuanzhang is delighted. With such a capable general, the Ming realm's security looks assured.

But the scene that follows leaves him dumbfounded.

Beer, cigarettes, and long-legged beauties; saunas, bathhouses, and Happy Valley. They've turned a solemn garrison into a den of vice.

Zhu Yuanzhang: "I'm furious! Today, I'm going to kill that menace!"

Empress Ma: "Chongba, you mustn't kill him! Yunfei is the Northwest's pillar of stability."

Zhu Di: "Father, you mustn't kill him! Yunfei's army has already wiped out the Japanese."

Wang Dabiao: "General Li, we keep disobeying imperial orders. That's not right, is it?"

Li Yunfei: "Bullshit! Truth is only within the range of the cannons. Tell Old Zhu to wait a little longer..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.