You Sent Me to Fetch the Scriptures, and I Drove the Gods Mad

After transmigrating and becoming Tang Sanzang, he had to travel a hundred and eight thousand li with no planes or high-speed trains. It was miserable.

A pilgrimage for scriptures? What a load of nonsense. Why not just find the Queen of the Women's Kingdom and marry her?

Buddha says, "Impossible. Absolutely impossible."

The leaders of the Buddhist and Daoist schools are locked in a cold war and want me to be their pawn. Why should I?

With the System activated, he picked up his monk's staff and started hitting people. If he couldn't beat them, then he'd talk things out.

Jade Emperor: "I shall unleash a great slaughter!"

Bodhisattva Guanyin: "This pilgrim is enough to drive me to my grave. I want to sabotage him and send someone else instead."

Tathagata: "Maitreya, move aside! Let me strangle this wretched disciple!"

Dragon Horse: "Master, you're so annoying."

Bajie: "I'm really a terrible teammate. I really am."

Sha Seng: "Master is right."

Sanzang: "Wukong, move aside and let me bash his brains in!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.