My Blind Date Is from the Myriad Heavens, and I'm Losing It

After a few disastrous encounters with women, Lin Yi had grown sick and tired of meeting people through offline matchmaking.

He decided to download a dating app and start by chatting online.

Who knew that the girls the app recommended would all be so strange?

Xiao Qingluan: A fantasy-world empress, a quasi-emperor at the peak of her power, troubled by her inability to break through and become an emperor.

Xia Xingran: A gene-enhanced soldier in a biopocalyptic wasteland, tearing zombies apart with her bare hands as she struggles to survive.

Ye Qingyan: The big sister-in-law of a crime syndicate in a bizarre Republican-era setting. Skilled in witchcraft and voodoo, she resents her husband and is planning to poison him.

Beiyaer: A succubus from the underworld, longing for the human world but unable to go there.

At first, Lin Yi thought all the girls on the app were just into roleplay.

After having a great time playing along for a while, he finally realized...

"Wait, you're all freaking real?!"

"You want to meet up? How are we supposed to meet?!"

"Hold on, don't all come at once!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.