Siheyuan: I Humiliate the Vermin, and Zhou Jie Livestreams It!

Li Gu transmigrated into the world of Full of Birds in the Siheyuan and was bound to a Shock Value System. As long as he gained shock value, he could keep redeeming rewards and drawing prizes.

He also met Zhou Jie, who had transmigrated there too.

When he realized he had to get shock value from Zhou Jie's livestream, he scooped up the frostbitten, unconscious Zhou Jie and carried her home, where he thoughtfully warmed her bed.

Seeing Zhou Jie in Li Gu's arms, countless viewers united in outrage, wanting to reclaim their mute bride.

Seeing this, Jia Zhangshi mistakenly thought Li Gu was up to no good and tried to use the opportunity to drive him out of the Siheyuan and take over his property.

As it happened, the incident with Banggeng stealing a chicken broke out, and Li Gu, who was stewing a young rooster, got dragged into it too.

Liu Guangtian: "I don't care, I'm going to marry her!"

Xu Damao: "Why isn't the three-step snatching strategy working?"

Jia Zhangshi: "Damn it all! Where did Li Gu find his wife? She's a completely different person when she speaks than when she doesn't. I can't even win an argument with her!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.