Workplace: System, You're So Bad, and I Love It!

What's it like to work in an office and randomly get underworld-style skills?

Starting a job selling insurance lets you pick 10 total suckers as clients!

Thanks to this, Zhang Yi easily earns a million in commission!

Faced with mountains of unsold clothes,

he can pick three celebrities to wear his brand's clothes on the red carpet.

The entire stock sells out overnight.

The chairman of the Imperial Capital headquarters is coming to inspect the city?

Skill acquired: Make the chairman fall down and be unable to get back up!

Promoted to middle management, he has to negotiate the relocation of a holdout household?

Skill acquired: Make the holdout family's home haunted! You can design the scene!

Promoted to senior management, he takes part in international negotiations?

Skill acquired: Cause an accident for a competitor! Choose from the following options:

Option 1: Make the entire opposing team get diarrhea! They become severely dehydrated and are hospitalized!

Option 2: Make the entire opposing team get stuck in traffic! They can't arrive on time!

Option 3: Make the opposing team's computers crash! They can't give their presentation!

Option 4: The opposing team...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.