Da Song: I Have to Thank Him for Throwing Away My Big Dick?

Standing in front of you is! The No. 1 Wolf Killer in the Song Dynasty, a close comrade-in-arms of the Gaoliang River Chariot God, the thread behind the Privy Council of the Third Division, and the mastermind behind the thirty-sixth line in Bianjing! Xiao Zhouhou's secret confidant, Zhao Pan'er's boss behind the scenes, Yelu Guanyin's loving foster father, and the person Princess Chei vowed to marry! The tutor of Kou Zhun, Fan Zhongyan and others, the great magician who rubbed bronze cannons, and Wenqu in the eyes of the world has come down to earth! The mastermind who massacred the Liao Kingdom and the Jurchens, the pirate king of the East in the Age of Discovery, and the Crusaders shouted that Satan is coming! Everything stems from that first magical encounter. Zhao Da: "Can the Yan Song Dynasty be as powerful as the Han Dynasty and the prosperous Tang Dynasty in the future?" Xia He: "This matter depends on Zhao **, the official's brother." Zhao Da: "Stop talking nonsense! My friendship with the King of Jin is as good as gold and stone!" Xia He: "Ah, yes, yes, the two brothers are drinking, the official is the winemaker, and the King of Jin is the axe. The brotherly love is so deep that it makes people cry." Zhao Da: "???" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.