Stop Kicking It, I'll Have the Trophy Delivered Straight to You

Chen BaoBao returns to 2014, only to be kicked off the national youth team from the start for refusing to pay a bribe.

A scout introduces him to Bayern Munich in Germany for a trial. Despite his impressive performance, they turn him away because he's Asian. By a twist of fate, he joins Bayer Leverkusen, and his legend begins.

He rises from a promising young talent to a winner of the Ballon d'Or.

Cristiano Ronaldo: "That man never chases records. Records chase after him."

Messi: "I want to ask how he gets past people. He's unbelievably fast."

Didier Deschamps, coach of the French national team: "That man is playing in the World Cup too? Oh my God, why even play? Just wrap up the World Cup trophy and send it to him."

As for the coach of the sea cucumber team, he's already sobbing on the bathroom floor: "Chen BaoBao, please come back!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.