I Understand All the Reasoning, but I Just Want to Freeload and Wait to Die

"Your subordinates want to make you a god."

"Oh."

"Your subordinates have declared war on the entire world. You'd better do something."

"Mm."

"They've even buried a bomb at the center of the Earth to destroy the world!"

"Oh, sure, sure, sure." "...Wait, aren't you going to do anything about them?"

"I understand everything you're saying, but right now I just want to eat, laze around, and wait to die." This is the story of a crooked mouse boss exploiting his hardworking mouse employees, all to fulfill his dream of living off the fat of the land and waiting to die.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.