Joke Around All You Want, but Don't Joke About Marriage

"What the hell is with this weather? It's way too hot."

A ragged, filthy, unkempt homeless man with a scraggly beard sat in the shade by the roadside, grumbling and cursing.

Just then, a faint waft of fragrance drifted over. Qin Feng looked up and saw a tall, stunningly beautiful woman standing right in front of him.

"Hello, sorry to bother you. My name is Ye Qingcheng. May I ask you a question?"

"What question?"

"Are you married?"

"Ha! That's a good question! Look at me. Do I seem like a man with a wife? Only someone blind would marry me."

"That's good, then."

"I'm not blind. Will you marry me?"

"Cough! Cough!…"

Hearing what the beautiful woman in front of him said, Qin Feng choked on his own spit.

He looked at her with sympathy.

"I never thought such a pretty girl would be crazy. Sigh! That's so pitiful."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.