Football: The National Team Has No Place for Me, So I’m Going to Play in Europe!

A parallel world.

After the Jingchuan team beats the Yan Kingdom's national team in the Yan Kingdom Football Cup, the association suppresses them and forcibly disbands the club.

Atletico Madrid sees the commercial value Ling Men brings and signs him as a key substitute.

Ling Men unexpectedly obtains the Foul System.

As long as he commits fouls, he gets stronger. As a result, the pitch is often the scene of absurd moments.

Messi: "I protest! Ling Men pulled my pants down!"

C Ronaldo: "Ref, I protest! He just touched my butt!"

Kaka: "Coach, I was about to score, but Ling Men tickled me!"

Neymar: "Ref, Ling Men popped my balls!"

Mbappe: "Ref, he flicked my nuts!"

As his foul count rises, Ling Men grows stronger at an astonishing pace.

He goes from being the disgrace of the pitch to becoming the top scorer, best striker, best center-forward... and World Player of the Year...

But it seems the audience isn't interested in his achievements.

Fans: "We want to see Ling Men foul!"

The star players: "..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.