Ranking the World's 100 Greatest World Cup Goals, Leaving Zhou Jie Stunned!

Lin Yi has the ability to return to past World Cup matches.

He turns the videos he collects into highlight reels.

One is titled: "The 100 Greatest World Cup Goals: Godlike Angles, Smooth as Silk!"

The 8K footage seems to cross the boundaries of time, and all those god's-eye views are a feast for netizens!

90: Beckham's bending free kick, a scimitar across the moon!

72: The Pampas Eagle's flying volley, a worldie!

62: One shot decides it all! Italy can head to Berlin!

33: Di Maria, an angel descends!

15: Messi receives the ball! Transforms! Emerges! Welcome, King of Football!

10: Alone in a foreign land, a stranger far from home: Van Bronckhorst!

9: Cristiano Ronaldo, graceful as a startled swan, nimble as a swimming dragon!

5: Pavard, a divine sword flying through falling peach blossoms!

Sister Zhou: I was holding in my pee, and you guys wouldn't let me pause! That shot from Becks nearly made me wet myself from sheer awe!

PDD: Are you kidding me? Ronaldo's goal is only number nine? What on earth could possibly top it at number eight?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.