I, Yao Yumen, Beat up a Hundred Archaeologists

The famous tomb robber in China, Yao Yumen! I was actually reborn into him? Inner Mongolia, Chifeng City, a small mountain village in the 1980s. I was wearing a torn cotton-padded jacket and had a green nose, and there was a friend behind me calling me again! : Brother Yao! Brother Yao! Let's go to the mountains to dig mud together and play. If we're lucky, we can dig out some rocks that look like the bodies of pig-nosed snakes. We can use them to float water! Pig nose? Snake body? The famous Jade Pig Dragon? Ward day! Are you using this thing to make a fool of yourself? Brothers, you are richer than the rich... Ding! Congratulations to the host for being reborn as Yao Yumen, the first tomb robber in China, when he was thirteen years old. System! System! Where is my golden finger? No! Yao Yumen himself is a golden finger. Did he see the Luoyang shovel placed by his grandfather on the table? Did he see the Burial Scripture and the Shaking Dragon Sutra buried under the Luoyang shovel? If you learn these things, you will be the number one tomb robber in China. Many years later, I became the man who beat up a hundred archaeological bricks! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.