Your Excellency Commander: This Team Is Not Serious.

Dear Commander: The people in this team are all monsters! The priest can't cure diseases and save people, but he can summon a bunch of mutated monsters! The mage can't cast magic, but he can sing a string of evil curses! The swordsman cannot release sword energy, but he can throw an invisible spear! The warrior can't charge, but he can slash and create a round of ice and fire axe! The gunner can't aim and shoot, but he can control a space carrier! I love these a** monsters! Isn't it? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.