Entering a Nursing Home at 20: Skipping 40 Years of Detours

Lin Tian awakened the Shock System as a child. With its help,

he became a top hacker at 11,

a supercar racing champion at 12,

a world-class piano master at 13,

and so on...

Then, at 20, he chose to move into a retirement home.

While appearing on a show, he started slacking off as usual.

Reporter: "You're so young. You aren't out there striving and working hard, yet you've moved into a retirement home. Don't you feel ashamed?"

Lin Tian: "Then let me ask you: What are you striving for?"

Reporter: "To make money! So I'll have money to enjoy life when I retire!"

Lin Tian: "So what am I doing right now?"

Looking at Lin Tian lounging in a rocking chair like a retiree, the reporter fell deep in thought.

Reporter: "But you're not even 60!"

Lin Tian: "After working 996 for years, can you guarantee you'll live to 60?"

The reporter was speechless.

Person A: "Oh no! I actually think he's making a lot of sense!"

Person B: "He's got a point. We'll all end up in a retirement home sooner or later. Move in early and enjoy it early!"

Person C: "I refuse to be a corporate wage slave! Anyway, I'm done trying!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.