Siheyuan: I Steal Lifespans, and Silly Zhu Ends Up in the Hospital

Li Tianliang transmigrates into the courtyard house and awakens the Spread Love Throughout the World System, a Life Infinite Conversion System.

From the start, he steals three years of Silly Zhu's lifespan, sends him to the hospital, and successfully pins the blame on the thieving brat Bang Geng.

From then on, the courtyard house becomes a hunting ground.

Xu Damao? Hand over your lifespan!

Deaf Granny? I'll send you straight to your grave.

First Master? Lie in bed and behave. If you scheme against me again, I'll send you to meet God.

Silly Zhu, the courtyard's resident warrior? From now on, people call him Bro Empty, the Hollow Sage!

Then Li Tianliang drains the lifespan of the land beneath the feet of the people living their comfortable little lives in Japan. Eighteen-magnitude earthquakes and volcanic eruptions follow, while tsunamis repeatedly strike the country.

"System, absorb a hundred million years of the sun's lifespan."

"System, absorb a trillion years of the Milky Way's lifespan."

"System, absorb the immortal jellyfish's lifespan and grant me eternal life!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.