I'm Lu Renjia, and I Specialize in Slapping Protagonists!

Lu Ran binds himself to an Infinite Reincarnation System and transmigrates into all kinds of worlds, including anime, wuxia, and modern urban settings. His specialty is humiliating protagonists and turning the tables on heaven's chosen ones.

Tang San: Come back to life, my beloved!

Lu Ran: Go to hell, you hypocritical king! I turned your wife into spicy roast rabbit!

Xiao Yan: Three years east of the river, three years west of the river. Never look down on a young man!

Lu Ran: Miss Nalan, I have a ring that can help you reach Dou Huang in three years.

Nalan Yanran: Thank you, Young Master Lu. To repay Young Master Bao for his great kindness, I, Yanran, am willing to marry you...

Three years later, Xiao Yan: Never look down on a poor middle-aged man!

Thirty years later, Xiao Yan: Never look down on a poor old man!

Lu Ran transmigrates into a wuxia world again, meets Yang Guo, and slaps him to death.

Lu Ran: Yang Guo, you can't even protect your own woman, and you don't dare avenge your father's murder. You're pathetic!

Lu Ran then meets Huang Rong and her daughter.

"Madam Guo, you wouldn't want anything to happen to your husband, would you?"

"Guo Fu, don't tell your mother what I'm about to do to you."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.