I Was About to Go Undercover in the Navy When Zhou Jie Exposed Me on Livestream

I'm Zhou Jie, and a beautiful woman in a qipao is yanking me around by the hair and slapping me hard while I'm pinned to the ground.

She says I stole her man, and claims she's the Empress, Boa Hancock.

It all started when my livestream caught the handsome profile of a guy named Allen. The entire sea went wild!

Empress: Allen! You promised to marry me when you turned eighteen. I've waited year after year, and you still haven't come!

Yamato, Kaido's devoted daughter: You wretch, Empress! You're not worthy of my dear Allen!

Vice Admiral candidate, the oiran Momousagi: Hmph! Allen only loves me!

Princess Shirahoshi: Sob, sob... Don't hurt my dear Allen!

Queen Otohime: Sigh... Allen, leave my daughter alone. Take me instead!

Then Blue Star joined the livestream too!

Airstrip Xiao Mei: Zhou Zhou! You're stealing men and you didn't even invite me?

Bossy Mi Mi: I want all of Allen's information in three seconds!

Busty giant panda-hot Ta Ba: Allen, tell me, whose is bigger?

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Allen: I'm doomed! I just went undercover in the Navy, and now I've been exposed! Looks like you're all forcing me to become an admiral!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.