Livestream Fortune-Telling: Miss, There's a Little Green on Your Head

“Master, could you tell me if my boyfriend and I will be together for life?” a female streamer asked.

“Miss, forgive my bluntness, but there's a bit of green on your head!” Zhang Wangchuan sighed.

The woman checked her phone. Her boyfriend was a real Casanova, so she broke up with him on the spot.

“Master, tell me when I'm going to get rich!”

“Chat, I'll be blunt: you're short on money according to the Five Elements, and you've got a murder case hanging over you.”

An online viewer immediately called the police. A robber was actually in the livestream, asking for a fortune reading.

Since you're here, you might as well finish serving your prison sentence before you leave!

“Next up, we have another sucker. No, I mean our next client!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.