In Konoha, I Can Match Anyone Fifty-Fifty

A homeless man named Qian Ci transmigrates to the Hokage world and obtains a rather peculiar System.

All he has to do is breathe to get stronger!

Naruto: "Sasuke, what did you say? Qian Ci can actually go fifty-fifty with you?!"

Sasuke: "Kakashi-sensei, what did you say? Qian Ci can actually go fifty-fifty with you?! What a strange guy!"

Kakashi-sensei: "What?! Hiruzen, you're saying you and Qian Ci go fifty-fifty?!"

Hiruzen Sarutobi: "Kakashi, isn't it strange? That guy Qian Ci never trains, yet somehow he's so strong."

The Raikage: "Qian Ci! You're skinny as a rail, so how are your attack and defense so strong?"

Madara Uchiha: "Dance? Qian Ci, you bastard. I heard you're lazy, so how can you go fifty-fifty with me?!"

Qian Ci: "My wish is to get stronger while lying down, standing up, walking, eating, sleeping, taking a crap, or taking a piss."

"...Yeah, my hobbies are eating, sleeping, and beating strong people!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.