Football: I Roast Fake Fans, and I Really Can Do Better

A famous female streamer on a live call: “Su Bai, who do you think will win the championship, the Pampas Eagles or the Samba Squad?”

Su Bai: “You must be a fake fan with something wrong in your head. No normal person would ask such a stupid question. They won't even make it to the semifinals. If they do, it'll be a miracle.”

Netizens: “You call her a fake fan? If you're so good, why don't you get out there and play?”

Not long afterward.

Su Bai steps onto the pitch. The era of the two giants, Messi and Ronaldo, has yet to end, but a new giant has already emerged.

After winning the Grand Slam, Su Bai faces reporters for an interview. A trace of recollection flashes in his eyes, and he replies calmly, “I got out there, and I really was that good!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.