You Crushed a Tank, and You Still Call That a Legal Modification?

Tang Yun opens an automotive workshop specializing in custom modifications.

On its first day in business, he gets a job: modify a Haval H9 off-roader!

Tang Yun immediately opens his cyber-modification interface.

Turbo direct-injection suspension, composite laser headlights, liquid-metal blast-resistant armor...

The modified vehicle is delivered, then gets into a crash on its very first day.

"Rear-ended by a tank? A Tank 300 or a 500?"

"What? An actual tank?"

"Are you kidding? A tank rear-ended a Haval H9, and the tank was totaled?"

The traffic police stare silently at the wrecked armored vehicle.

Tang Yun: "The owner said he wanted blast-resistant armor on the car."

Traffic cop: "Could it be that 'blast-resistant armor' is a kind of paint?"

From then on, the workshop's work takes a strange turn.

Army: "I've got a kitchen truck. Can you turn it into a mobile base? Yeah, the kind that unfolds at the push of a button!"

Navy: "I've got a sampan. Can you add a helipad?"

Air Force: "I've got a screw. Can you modify it into a star destroyer?"

Tang Yun: "I've got one thing to say, mmp..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.