Backed by Konoha, This Sasuke Loves to Slack Off

This is a story about someone who transmigrates as Sasuke and stays calm no matter what happens.

Kakashi: "You're a once-in-a-lifetime genius. Why don't you work harder?"

Sasuke: "If you don't work 996 in Konoha, does that mean you're not working hard?"

Danzo: "Sasuke, don't forget, Itachi is still under my control. Heh, you wouldn't want..."

Sasuke: "Hey, you old fossil who's living the good life, calm down."

The Third Hokage: "Sasuke, you have to understand the people in our village who say nasty things to you. I'm sure they'll change their attitude toward you in time."

Sasuke: "Yeah, sure! But could you put down that stick and talk to me properly first?"

Nagato: "Why risk your life for a few hundred a month? Join the Akatsuki! We offer full benefits and weekends off!"

Konan: "If you're a good boy, your big sister might even agree to date you!~"

Sasuke: "Get lost! I don't want to talk about ideals or love right now! I just want to make money!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.