My Taobao System: Every Customer Service Rep Is a Total Scoundrel

Sun Xiaochun transmigrates to a strange place!

He orders takeout, and the delivery guy finishes the drop-off, skips the elevator, and jumps straight off the building?

Superman delivers my takeout?

My best buddy drives up in a sports car, holds up a fruit phone, and tells me it's the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty?

Are you kidding me?

The city lord and king-tier expert Sun Quan is my actual uncle?

Sun Shangxiang is my cousin?

The wilderness is full of monsters called Yellow Turban Demons? And killing them can make a secret-realm entrance drop?

Clear a secret realm and get a treasure chest? Divine weapons, secret manuals, attribute points, everything you could want?

And after finally getting a System, it scams its Host out of money every day?

The System's customer service reps are each more devious than the last?

The prettiest woman in Xuchuan City: Sun Xiaochun, choose me or eat shit. Pick one!

Sun Xiaochun stops picking his nose.