I'm a Gang Boss, So Why Are You Asking Me to Babysit?

He’s gone crazy.

Ma Feiyang has gone crazy.

As a gang boss, he got drunk two years ago, and today he received a package containing an adorable little baby girl.

From then on, he discovered that the hardest part wasn’t fighting for territory, but taking care of a child.

The boss broke down, and so did his underlings.

Underling: Boss, Niuniu won’t stop crying. What do we do?

Brother Feiyang: You’re bothering me over something like this? Why the hell don’t you tell her a story?

Underling: B-but she’s only one year old...

Brother Feiyang: So what if she’s one? I could recite all three hundred Tang poems when I was one. Isn’t it perfectly reasonable for her to listen to stories?

Underling: Boss, I think we’re out of money for formula.

Feiyang slapped him.

“Are you a damn idiot? If we’re out of formula, then go steal some!”

And so Ma Feiyang led three hundred underlings to surround a baby formula shop.

Looking at the trembling shopkeeper,

Brother Feiyang handed him a cigarette.

“Brother, spot me a can of formula. I’ll write you an IOU.”

That day, the underlings realized their boss seemed to have changed.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.