Siheyuan: Silly Zhu Cuts In on Everyone from the Start!

He accidentally transmigrates into a Beijing courtyard and becomes Silly Zhu!

But...

This time, I'm going to be He Yuzhu, not Silly Zhu.

White lotuses? I'll steal their men!

Green tea bitches? I'll steal their men!

Rotten old folks? I'll teach them a lesson!

Ungrateful wolves? I'll beat them up!

No System, and I'm still living it up in the courtyard.

A teapot in one hand, a reclining chair to stretch out in. Lying flat is the true meaning of life!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.