Prehistoric: Join the Western Religion at the Beginning

Ye Guan traveled through the prehistoric times and became the unborn enlightened tea tree. Pangu: Am I a member of the Kaitian clan? Sanqing: Hongjun, you are so brave! I am the Grandmaster of the Immortal Dao of All Heavens. How dare you steal the name of the Dao Patriarch? Nuwa: Hongjun, you are seeking death! If you dare to fool my Innate God Clan, there will be no place for you in all the chaos. Donghuang Taiyi: Hongjun, where is my position as Emperor of Heaven? Hongjun: Now I am playing myself to death, the wind is blowing hard! The Second Sage of the West: Rahu, you create inner demons and bewitch Buddhist and Taoist civilized monks to become demons; your disciples and descendants mix into Buddhism, misinterpret Buddhist scriptures, and destroy Buddhist precepts. Where can they escape? Luo Hu: Misunderstandings are all misunderstandings! The person you are talking about is not me, there is more than just me and Rahu in the Tiantian clan! Your disciple Ye Guan and I are good friends! Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors: Poof! The Taoist ancestor of the Sanqing Dynasty was made into three brothers by Hongjun? Still fighting among themselves! Are you trying to make me laugh to death? Di Jun: You are three... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.