What? I'm the Champion of the Simp Contest?

The annual Simp Dog Championship is now underway.

The simp dog elites are rubbing their hands together, eager to show what they can do in the competition.

But Li Gong seems completely calm.

Reporter: Netizens say your goddess has blocked you from seeing her Moments. What do you have to say about that?

Li Gong: She thinks of me as family. I block my family from seeing my Moments too.

Reporter: Someone told me you bought your goddess a lipstick. Is that true?

Li Gong: I just wanted to feel involved when she kisses her boyfriend.

Reporter: We've got your goddess on the phone. Let's see what she thinks of you.

Goddess: Get lost!

Li Gong: See? She's expressing how much she misses me. Her longing rolls on like a mighty river, without end.

Reporter: ???

After being bound to the Simp Dog System, Li Gong, who has an exceptionally rare talent for simping, sets off down that road and never looks back.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.