What a Joke! I Played a Game and Unified Blue Star

My name is Zhang Chen, and I'm playing a virtual game.

This game is so much fun! One island from the start, and you have to scavenge for all your resources.

The game mechanics are incredibly realistic. Even the villagers have minds of their own.

What do you do with disobedient villagers? They probably need a good beating.

I discover a strange island, and it turns out to be a military base belonging to the Ugly Country.

I turn on the map hack, sneak inside, and take them out one by one with my sword.

What? This is Hawaii? I'll take that!

The Ugly Country is just up ahead. GTA mode activated.

First I rob the Ugly Country, then the Cherry Blossom Country. And just like that, I've got money!

I use the money I've stolen to develop technology on a massive scale and build spaceships.

Once the one-year beginner protection period ends, I officially declare war on the whole world.

Thanks to my technological superiority, humanity is utterly defeated, and the Blue Star changes hands.

Now that I've conquered the Blue Star, I might as well take a look around my hometown in the game.

Wait, why is it so noisy outside?

What?..

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.