Siheyuan: Fine, I'll Give You a Massage, But Why Turn Off the Lights?

Yang Wei transmigrates into the world of Love in the Courtyard and becomes an accountant at the Hongxing Steelworks!

He also obtains a Mutual Aid System: help others and ask for something in return to earn System rewards!

From the start, he catches Bang Geng stealing soy sauce and promptly reports him to the security department!

When Qin Huairu learns her son has been arrested, her slipped disc flares up from the shock!

Yang Wei: Three courses of treatment, and I guarantee you'll be able to jump, run, and have a baby!

Jia Zhangshi: A massage is fine, but why are you turning off the lights?

Qin Jingru: Dawei, do you really mean it when you say you'll marry me?

Yang Wei: Definitely next year!

Yu Haitang sprained her ankle? No surgery needed! Three courses of treatment, and I guarantee you won't be able to run or jump!

Teacher Xiao Ran has a broken bike lock? I'm a professional locksmith. I'll have that lock cylinder spotless in no time!

Xu Damao wants me to treat him? Three courses of treatment, and I guarantee you'll become a father!

Silly Zhu wants to talk about getting a wife, but Jia Zhangshi starts having morning sickness!

Yi Zhonghai becomes a father in his old age, and has seven children at once!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.