I Lie Flat and Don't Work. Does My Goddess Have to Confess for Us to Date?

Lin Yu opened a pet training center and took in some stray animals.

To repay his kindness, a parrot Lin Yu had taken in flew out of the shop and ran into Sister Zhou while she was livestreaming. It buttered her up: “Your voice is so lovely, like music from heaven.”

Sister Zhou was delighted and tipped it a hundred yuan.

Curious about who owned the parrot, Sister Zhou followed it back to Lin Yu's shop. There she heard the parrot tell Lin Yu, “A young lady with a rather husky voice gave me the money.”

The viewers in Sister Zhou's livestream burst out laughing: “This parrot knows how the world works. Lying to make money is nothing to be ashamed of.”

After Sister Zhou showcased Lin Yu's pets, his shop became a hit, and lots of people came to ask him to train their animals.

The adorable pets help with the training, while Lin Yu takes the money without lifting a finger. The whole internet envies him: “Other people lie flat and mooch off their parents. He lies flat and mooches off his pets!”

Their owner is single, so when the adorable pets spot a goddess while out shopping, they start acting cute to get her attention.

Lin Yu has no interest in dating and treats the goddess coldly. The whole internet is both furious and exasperated: “His pets have practically set him up with her, and he still does nothing. Is she supposed to confess to him herself?”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.