Do you have
A little princess who cheats on you while you're working, gets involved with other men, and even finds five people to beat you up.
A Most Beautiful Wife of the Year who cheats, takes out loans to support her ex-boyfriend, and gives birth to a son who looks nothing like you.
A filial son who doesn't work and demands money every day to shower gifts on female streamers.
A precious daughter who is obsessed with celebrities, spends recklessly, racks up countless debts, and drives you to thoughts of suicide.
Congratulations.
I have trillions in abandonment funds.
You are eligible to be abandoned by me.
Please call the 1145184 hotline. I will be delighted to assist you.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.