They Told Me Not to Farm, So I Planted the Red Flag Across the Globe

After years of farming in Siberia, Su Luo obtains a Land God System.

Su Luo has no lofty ambitions. He just wants to open a simple farm and bring over his parents, who have worked hard all their lives, so they can enjoy their retirement.

He'll raise a few tigers and brown bears to guard the place.

Then he'll marry a Dragon Country girl and carry on the family line.

Finally, he'll hire a few battle-hardened village beauties as secretaries.

But then the Big Hairy One won't even let him farm.

You think you can get away with that? Do you know the North Sea is where our ancestors used to herd sheep?

If you won't let me farm, you're taking my life!

Then none of you are farming either!

If you won't play nice, nobody gets to play!

Give back everything you took from me!

A military base? Go spend a hundred years ten thousand meters underground!

An aircraft carrier fleet? Line up and spin around for me!

Black Guy: Please, come over here already. I've got plenty of fertile land lying unused.

Eagle Sauce: Why?! Why have I bowed my proud head?!!!

Dragon Country: The red flag!!! You've planted it all over the globe!!!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.