Foreigners Have It Too Easy, So I Go Abroad to Bring Them Some Cutthroat Competition

Lin Mo went abroad to study and discovered that people overseas lived carefree, happy lives.

After Lin Mo had been caught in the rain, he was determined to tear up the foreigners' umbrellas.

For a birthday, he laid out a lavish royal banquet that left the foreigners drooling.

"Do you all celebrate birthdays like this?"

"Of course. Everyone in China can cook. If you can't even cook, how can you date?"

When he encountered a criminal, one inch punch sent the burly man flying.

"Can every Chinese guy do kung fu?"

"If you can't do kung fu, how can you protect your girlfriend? How can you date?"

He took part-time jobs to buy a car and a house before getting married.

"You can rent a place and take the subway. Why buy a car and a house?"

"Chinese men carry responsibility and commitment on their shoulders. If you can't even provide a car and a home for the person you love, how can you say 'I love you'?"

Lin Mo raised foreign women's expectations of Chinese men. They began looking for Chinese boyfriends who could cook, knew kung fu, and owned a car and a house.

Lin Mo got the whole world caught up in the rat race. Foreign men were driven to despair, saddled with car loans and mortgages. Their carefree days were over.

"Bro, I'm begging you, stop making everything so competitive."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.