A Weasel Came Asking for a Title: I Told It, "You Look Like a Giant Fish's Dick!"

After transmigrating to a parallel world in the future, he never expected to become a first-grade primary school Chinese teacher.

But this was a world where martial artists and superpowers reigned supreme, and militarism ran rampant.

It was also a world starved of literature and overrun by spirits and monsters.

From the start, a weasel spirit came to ask for a title, asking him, "What do I look like to you?"

Luo Jun opened his mouth and said, "You look like you want to get fucked."

Fortunately, he was bound to the Sage of Confucianism System.

He established a Confucian cultivation system, taught and nurtured students, and wielded the power to make his words law, bringing all things to life with a single thought.

Many years later.

His eldest disciple held a brush painting, and a dragon sprang from the ink. Riding the ink dragon, he fought until heaven and earth grew dark, single-handedly wiping out three forbidden zones.

His second disciple, dressed in Confucian robes and standing with his back to the world, held a book of sages. With sharp words, he condemned his foes, and with empty talk on paper, he composed a single war poem that destroyed billions of starships.

And the master of these disciples, Luo Lin, was listening to music in the pleasure quarter.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.