Eagle Sauce, That Lunar Base Really Doesn't Belong to My Rabbit!

The Eagle Sauce space agency was horrified to discover a mysterious construction crew working day and night to build a lunar base. A closer look revealed traces of the Rabbit everywhere around the mysterious base, leaving the Eagle Sauce dumbfounded!

The Eagle Sauce immediately confronted the Rabbit about it.

Eagle Sauce: "What the hell, Rabbit? You built a lunar base without saying a word?"

The Rabbit was baffled. "Eagle Sauce, the lunar base has nothing to do with me!"

A year later, the vast lunar base was complete, with the Rabbit's flag flying high above it.

Eagle Sauce: "Rabbit, are you still denying it?"

The Rabbit was baffled again. "Eagle Sauce, I'll say it again: the lunar base has nothing to do with me. Do you believe me?"

Not long afterward, a vast space battleship bearing the Rabbit's flag set off from the moon and headed for Earth, bound for the Rabbit.

Eagle Sauce: "Rabbit, are you still trying to make excuses?"

The Rabbit: "I'm completely dumbfounded!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.