The Most Iconic Siheyuan Moments: Xu Damao Panics

Lin Feng obtains the Myriad Realms Video Editing System. By editing videos and uploading them to the Myriad Realms Video Platform, he can earn generous rewards.

Hoping to get rich overnight, Lin Feng stays up all night editing and uploads a video ranking the iconic moments from the Siheyuan.

But when the Siheyuan's lowlifes see the video, an uproar breaks out. Xu Damao, in particular, looks absolutely mortified.

Sha Zhu: "Well, well! Everyone, look! Xu Damao's being a pervert, and he's down to his underwear!"

Qin Huairu: "Stop looking, all of you! I only did it so my whole family could get a decent meal!"

Lou Xiaoe: "Don't look! This is so embarrassing!"

Bang Geng: "Why did Sha Zhu and Lou Xiaoe turn off the lights when they went inside?"

Jia Zhangshi: "Shh, good grandson Bang Geng. If you don't say anything, no one will think you're a mute."

Xu Damao: "Have you all eaten your fill and got nothing better to do? Turn it off, now! Get back to whatever you were doing! Come on, Lou Xiaoe! We're going home to sort this out!"

The Siheyuan descends into chaos, and the lowlifes start arguing with one another.

Ding! The Siheyuan's Ten Biggest Low-lifes, the Siheyuan's Ten Biggest Hypocrites, the Siheyuan's Ten Most Embarrassing Moments... One after another, the videos go live.

The war between the lowlifes has begun.

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