I, a Humble Monk from Great Tang in the Eastern Lands, Have Come to Ask the Tathagata to Step Down

Master, the Great Senior Brother has been captured by a monster.

That unruly disciple is causing trouble for me again. What kind of monster would dare be so brazen?

I heard it's a spider demon.

You beast, let that monkey go! Come at me instead! Tang Sanzhang shot toward the Cave of the Silken Web like an arrow.

Second Senior Brother, how did Master subdue Great Senior Brother?

Easy. He smashed Mount Five Fingers with one punch, then gave the monkey two choices: go west with him, or be sent west by him.

"Senior Brother, please ask Master to let us become his disciples." A group of great demons knelt on the ground and pleaded.

Sha Wujing's eyes turned cold. He said scornfully, "Are you even worthy?"

"Great Senior Brother was sentenced to five hundred years in prison for assaulting his supervisor in public."

"Second Senior Brother was dismissed from public service for molesting a woman, and was even reborn as a pig."

"I damaged valuable public property, so every seven days I suffer the agony of a flying sword piercing my heart."

"Do you think you're worthy?"

Black Bear Demon and Red Boy said they were really pissed.

From a corner, Bull Demon King weakly asked, "Does cheating on my wife count?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.