Cyber Great Tang: Journey West to Demand the Buddha Step Down

Tap the electronic wooden fish, and behold the Mecha Buddha.

In the Tang Dynasty, he works nine to five.

Guanyin: “Xuanzang, you're a monk! How can you frequent the pleasure quarters?”

Taizong: “Either he goes, or I go.”

Chen Yi: “Wukong, your master misses the maids at the taverns in the Eastern Isles. Turn into one for me.”

Chen Yi: “You unruly monkey, let that female benefactor go! I'll take it from here!”

Sha Wujing: “Eldest Brother, Master has run off with another demoness!”

Wukong: “If I hadn't gone five hundred years without upgrading my gear, would Chen Yi dare act so outrageously?”

Bajie: “I've saved up enough money to buy a human head anyway. Why don't we split the luggage and go our separate ways already?”

Namo Gatling Bodhisattva, with depleted-uranium rounds that purify the six senses, spinning 3,600 times in a single breath, mercifully delivering all beings.

Now that you have seen the Buddha Miku, why don't you bow down and worship?

Chen Yi: “Worship whom? A scallion?”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.